Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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