Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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