Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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