Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
how drunk are you?
Several
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Two words: nipple clamps
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