I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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