she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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