I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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