i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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