I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
