is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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