Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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