Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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