you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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