He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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