A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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