p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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