She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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