remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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