Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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