Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
