We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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