Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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