Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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