I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
soo... how was my night?
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