I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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