is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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