I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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