Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
