Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize