just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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