Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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