The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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