Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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