it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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