I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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