you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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