don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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