smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
birth control should be required to get into college
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
