Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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