..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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