Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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