Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wish i was in the wii world.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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