it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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