I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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