You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
thus making me awesome and them whores
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
