I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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