I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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