A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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