hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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