somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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