What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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