he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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