So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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