K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Ladies don't puke and tell
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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